My daughter’s favorite stuffed animal is a bunny so every night I get to do my best Nicolas Cage impression when I tell her, 

“Put the bunny…back in the box.”

I don't know if that's a recipe for father of the year, or whether I should start a separate fund for her therapy bills.

But to be fair, considering the messed up world we live in...if she makes it to 30 without needing some sort of therapy, she might just make it as a life coach who will show you how to "Live. Your. Best. Life! #Blessed!"

Her marketing message would probably be something like,

"you too can live the life of your dreams, even if you have a F#"$"# up father who talks about you in his emails..."

So regardless of what she ends up doing, I'm sure she's gonna need daddy's credit card at some point... 

Those $7 life coach certificates aren't gonna pay for themselves!

So I thought I'd get a head start and put my Audio Issues EQ on sale this week to cover any inevitable damage.

I was going to do a labor day weekend sale but I thought I'd just jump the gun and give you the discount early so you can get a head-start on making better mixes.

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