There's a neighborhood called Winterhaven where
all the neighbors excessively decorate for Christmas.
It becomes a spectacle of lights that draws people all over the city who walk through it to enjoy the holiday spirit.
So yesterday, we rented a party bike and biked through the neighborhood. It's honestly the best, most fun way to experience the neighborhood.
Mostly because you get to obnoxiously yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" to everyone who's waddling in the way of the bike as it comes careening down the street.
That's the secret phrase to get people to hightail it out of the way.
There are a lot of gimmicky decorations all over Winterhaven.
From the typical
Christmas lights, blow-up snowmen and Santas, to cardboard cutouts of the Griswolds, the jerseys of the UA basketball team, and a giant cactus lit up like a penis...
Christmas is for children, but for some it's also just an opportunity to be childish.