Contrary to
what people might think, we don't all live in igloos in Iceland.
It's only the really rich bankers we didn't jail back in he economic crash who can afford the maintenance costs.
The rest of us in the middle class had to make do with our turf houses from the Viking era.
Igloos are annoying honestly. They're really frustrating to take care of.
The standard Igloo is a two-story mansion and they only sell them in the winter time.
The sleazy igloo salesmen failed to disclose that they melt down to one story in the summertime.
There was a class-action lawsuit in the eighties but all it really did was let the middle-class public know that they couldn't afford them.
The upside was that some bricklayers and masons created an entire new industry of Igloo-maintenance.
"Barry, Larry and Gerry, the Iglooscapers" were the best ones. I'd sing you the jingle but you wouldn't know it.
With climate change, this just became a way of life.
If you wanted a two-story igloo with a fancy TV room and a master bedroom on the second floor, you simply had to deal with the fact that you had to sleep in the guest bedroom and play outside during the summer.
Another thing that's going to melt away tomorrow is my 84% discount on my Ultimate Birthday Bundle.
A lot of people have been jumping on the deal because I rarely discount my products in such a huge way.
If you're reading this, I'm guessing you haven't got around to taking me up on the deal yet?
That's cool. I totally understand. Before you make your mind up, why don't you at least check out the things that are included in the Ultimate Birthday Bundle?
Things like:
- EQ Strategies - Your Ultimate Guide to EQ
- How to Make Radio-Ready Records With Mastering EQ
- 10 Ways to Use Compression Effectively
- Mixing With 5 Plug-ins Video Course
- Mixing the Folk-Pop Single "Crazy for Me"
- Hard Rock Mixing Masterclass With 5 Plug-ins
- Parallel Processing Masterclass
- Top 10 Vocal Effects Tricks
- Practice multi-tracks
- Quick Mixing, Mastering, and Editing
- How to Use a Mix Template to Speed Up Your Workflow
- 110 Mixing Tips from the Quick Mixing Checklist
- Drum Mix Toolkit course
- Percussion Toolkit eBook
- 25 Drum Mixing Resources Sheet
- Drum Recording Techniques You Can Use Right Away Guide
- Expert Home Vocals
- How to Produce, Record, Edit, and Mix studio-quality vocals from your bedroom
- Plus: Singer/Songwriter Home Studio Recording Series
- Music Production Strategies
- Music Analysis Cheatsheet
- Arrangement Graphics
- Self-Production Checklist and 4-part series
- Musicpreneurship 101 - How to Create an Awesome Online Presence for Your Band or Brand
- 70 Ways to Monetize Your Music Career
- Special eBook Bundle:
- Step By Step Mixing - How to Create Great Mixes Using Only 5 Plug-ins
- Better Mixes in Less Time - Productivity Playbook for Mixing Engineers and Mix Workflow Video
- Get More Gigs: The Essential Guide to Booking, Performing and Making Money With Your Gigs
Now, if you would buy all these products separately, they would add up to the one sum of $1,266.
And normally...you can't even get them bundled together like this. But the good news is...as a one-time, exclusive offer this week, you can get it at 84% off and get the entire product bundle for only $197!
Get your Ultimate Birthday Bundle now for over 80% off. Offer only available this week.
If you think the materials will help you the same way they've helped thousands of other home studio musicians, project studio engineers, and bedroom producers, then it's a no-brainer to grab it at the discounted price.
If you don't think the bundle will help, then no worries.
However, the deal does end tomorrow night so make sure you decide before then.
P.S.
It goes without saying, but everything you just read about Icelandic igloos is a lie. The only truth in the email is the crazy discount on my products I'm offering for only one more day. Grab it now before it goes away forever.
Here's the link to the Ultimate Birthday Bundle again.